Meet The Band

Two men dressed as country musicians performing on stage with a backdrop reading "AGE MONTGOMERY" in large red letters.

ACE MONTGOMERY

Meet Ace — frontman, hype man, and full-time chaos coordinator. He’s the life of the party, the comic relief nobody asked for (but everyone needs), and the proud owner of a voice so angelic it feels illegal coming from a human. Equal parts comedy and country, Ace turns every show into a good time whether you’re ready or not.

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HOWDY HANK

Meet Howdy Hank is the real vocalist in the band (don’t tell Ace). A true 90s kid at heart, he lives at the crossroads of country grit and rock-and-roll edge. Known for crushing high notes when you touch his leg—especially in “girl songs”—Hank brings the pipes and the passion. Just don’t ask him if Beyoncé is country… he may ask you to say his name.

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TRACY STEELE

Meet Tracy — as been thrown out of every 80s rock band on the face of the earth. The ladies love Tracy, and Tracy definitely loves the ladies. Hand him a keytar and he’ll rock your face clean off. The only issue? When reminded the 80s are over, Tracy immediately attempts to fight every member of Double Wide.

A person in a black furry hat and brown jacket holding a guitar, standing in front of a Canadian flag background. A food tray of poutine with cheese curds and gravy is shown, with text reading 'Valdishmeer Poutine'.

VALDISHMEER POUTINE

Meet Vlad — Is he Russian? Is he Canadian? We’re not sure—might just be old age. Vlad brings the riffs on guitar and fiddle, delivering wisdom, tone, and questionable stories from another era. The elder statesman of Double Wide, Vlad has been playing with the band since approximately 1876.

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WILD BILL HICK HOP

Meet Wild Bill — a little bit 1776 Deadwood and a little bit 90s one-hit wonder. He loves all things rap and slappin’ the bass. Over the years, Bill has been kicked out of Double Wide more than once—mostly due to questionable tattoo placement. But we always bring him back to hold down the low end… and to keep Tracy Steele in line.

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SPREAD EAGLE

Meet Spread Eagle — he most unpleasant sight in Double Wide. Venues often mistake him for a Super Bowl streaker, but no—he’s just the drummer. A veteran of a very famous band in the 80s and 90s, Spread still loves showing off the dance that made him famous. Ironically, he makes more money from the ladies in the front row throwing $1 bills than he does playing drums in Double Wide.